There are some pretty funny definitions of a MILF flying around the Internet! We all know that MILF truly stands for “Mother I’d Like To Fuck” thanks to the very famous “American Pie” movies… but take a look at a more detailed one I’ve found…

“mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn’t mean that they don’t need a spark in their love life. If they’ve ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family. A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.” – Urban Dictionary

Sweeeeet!